One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.
One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty.
I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.
I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.
I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.
^LOL
(Source: mcavoys)
Name: Jeff | Age: Forgot | Sex: Oral | Relationships: Cuffed Since 2.14.11 <3 | You: Will Enjoy Me
